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I concur.

This was a waste of time and space.

FiveStar responds:

lol numba schola that takes dicks in the ass in one haul

Okay.

Sprite movies aren't all that bad at times and the graphics are yours were a lot smoother than most but damnit man it lacked so much. I'm not trying to be a dick like these other bastards who simply reply "OMFG THAT SUX" because all in all yes it lacked but it didn't suck. Does that make since? Try to rip on me if you wish but i've been on this site for 2 years and have an author rank of 3.45 (A+) 10 flash movies of mine survived. I'm not bragging or being a dick. But damn man.

X-DrakenGard-X responds:

great..

Freakin' Nice.

See Above.

I recommend this flash to myself, even though that hardly makes sense, but to me I understand myself. Yeah.

mortimernova responds:

ohhhh my head hurts... and that does make sense...

Deserves a Portal Award

This was some nice animation be proud of yourself. You dirty ass bastard.

vonDark responds:

he he, thanks!

Hey Last Guy.

X-Box Sucks? Nah. But this flash sure as hell did.

cockjockey responds:

What makes you think I hate X Box? Don't drag me into your petty arguments.

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no pre-loader, its a sprite movie, it sucks, how did it make it this far?

Dxkpower responds:

srry if there were no preloader its weird that ppl watch what they hate...and what does that mean (how did it make it this far?) i did not even make it far.... what up whit that

Well..

not bad but it's a bit jumpy i'm guessing your @ 12fps try jumping up to 18-24fps and make it as smooth as you possibly can for stop-frame i would suggest moving your resolution down to 352x240. Also, your audio sounds like its in
8, stack it up to 16, and move your quad-framing to 34. Sorry just advice. I thought its was overall a decent flash. But stop frame is all i do because my artistic talent as far as drawing goes is non-existent, im working on a flash now at 36fps and it is crazy-ass smooth, and it's not just a "plastik porno" remake, but on another note making 'em was quite fun. Just a little open-critism. By the by i voted a 5 for ya, beefed up your score by .04 sorry thats all i can do with a voting power of 5.88, i vote again tonight for you. LATE.

DrNeroCF responds:

This one I tried to film at 30, but a lot of the parts looked better at 15, so i did that...it's pretty inconsistant, but I mostly did that because of the lack of wireframing to hold the arms up with the teacup. 30 fps would drive me crazy with the new mouthsyncing...sound is pretty high in this one, least I though, coulda sworn it was 16, and def over 64...I want to see stopmotion done in 36, but not more action figures, I've done that at 30 with lego people, it's not that hard, just takes longer

Nice Job!!!

i voted a 5. reviews at an 8 because it could be " A LITTLE" smoother and the audio could stand a bit of filtering. But Kudos... This is nice... I'm the not-so-famous "Action Figure Porno Director" so i know the it takes hella work to create a piece such as this and mine. Your pretty damn good with stop-frame animation. So i'll ask for your opinion on my work. Watch "Plastik Porno ( full )". then reply back and tell me if you think i'm just wasting my time, or, just getting a bad rap because of all the 12 year olds that vote 0 and tell me im perverted. Respond to this review damnit. or not your call. Blah. Blah. Anyways, Let's see you pop off another i enjoy your work. Late.

DrNeroCF responds:

Just watched it and...wow...I feel so dirty...it was pretty damn smooth, but did I really want to see that? No...[shakes violently] Why don't you put that stop-motion skill into something less...eww?

enough with the jumpy shit

a nice movie just too low of a frame rate.

Static responds:

Im working on one that will get a 3.00!f0r sure!

too jumpy, low fps

move up to 24fps, adjust your image properties, do some optimization and editing before you submit if you want it to get better scores and possibly go somewhere.

Static responds:

LOl yers anint the best either!

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